Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Thinking back over the last decade, we've come a long way as a society. Gay marriage is becoming more acceptable (although not fast enough), medicinal marijuana is being prescribed for everything from glaucoma to phantom knee aches, and we have a president who balls instead of riding horses around his ranch. But one thing lacking recently is a new, quality song for strippers to get busy to. So, thank you very much Diplo and Usher - you've provided the soundtrack for ladies hanging from baby oil-greased metal poles around the world for the next few decades.
Listen to "Climax" below and just try your best not to crawl across the floor like a tiger preparing to pounce on a antelope - it's damn near impossible. Also, make sure to warn anyone in the general vicinity you'll be taking any loose bills under $5 from them in about a minute.