I’m more excited for Halloween this year than I have been in a long time. Lots of Simpsons Halloween specials have been watched and Butterfingers eaten since the beginning of this month, and tonight will be the culmination of 31 days of spookiness.
Most people I know will be belligerently drunk tonight, but my plan is to watch Donnie Darko and scare little children away from my porch with strobe lights and smoke. And I’ll probably blast this Sonic Youth tune, too. No child would dare step foot near a smoke-filled house with strobes and Kim Gordon’s voice emanating forth….